YOUR face is pretty!!!

Ever insult your friends back and forth?

"Yeah? Well, you fight like a dairy farmer!!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

"Your face is a cow!!!"

(And so it continues for a while....)

"You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee."

"I look that much like your fiancee?!"

And after a while you get tired of the same old, same old.... At least i do. I like to mix up the show a bit, instead of tossing them a rhyming insult, or just tossing "your face" at the beggining of whatever you last said, I'll yell back a compliment. In an angry voice of course, but it usually ends with a blank stare for several seconds...

"YOUR face is pretty!!!"

"0.o"

It's really fun to get their reaction and you're not being mean!!

It's a win/win.

Next time you get mixed up in an insult fight, don't be mean, say something nice!..... (In an incredibly angry voice......)