Whoo-hoo! Parents are outta town!! Part: 2 Eh.. It's a week.

It's been a........ well, it's been a week. I had a biology test on monday, and I studied for that ALL weekend... well, almost all weekend. ;) Whatever the else might I have been doing?? I'll never tell.

Hee hee hee, hahaha. Hohoho.......

Um..... since that test my brain has been so dead, it's been hard to focus on anything since. For serious, I will lose concentration in the middle of sent.....

What was that?? I don't know, I can't remember. I'm kinda tired. It's been a long week. Test, speech thing, quiz, school, baby to sit, stupid drama with people I haven't even seen in over four months... blech. If anyone out there wishes to make this week completely awesome for me, you may well..... I got nothin'. Commenting on this post would boost my spirits. :P

Seriously, it doesn't take a whole lot to make my day. I might be all big and growd, but I'm not too big for gummy bears and chocolate milk to make me stop crying. Gummy bears are awesome.

Well, anyone who doesn't think gummy bears are awesome should go stick their head in the snow. I have the rest of the week and the weekend, perhaps things shall become more exciting.... in a good way, the last thing  I need is more bad exciting stuff.... Till then, fare well.

THE END

Whoo-hoo! Parents are outta town!! Part: 1 It's..... STUDY time!!!

I live at home. (That's funny, people usually live at their "home", right?)

Being a college student I was unable to partake on the annual journey to my grandparents house because it is taken in the middle of the fall semester of school, and regrettably, my school doesn't get a fall break like everywhere else. Yeah, figures.

Anyway, this means that when the rest of my family goes, I stay home. Not alone though, I have a few siblings who also stay, either they are also in school or have "big-kid" jobs. Sooooo?????? Party time right??? YES!

The first day with the 'rents gone my sister and I snuggle down for a day full of lifetime movies (that had a strange "baby" theme.) . . . (And the guy from BSG.) Aaaaaand....... Wait for iiiiitt. School. We got a lot done.

However, that evening? We party'd it up. I made French Onion Soup, tomatoes with olive oil and the seasonings, and of course bread and cheese. Then we (meaning almost all the in town sibs) watched. Fast. Five.

They went tooo......... "BRA-ZZZZZILLL"

*cough cough*

Anyway.... The next day we went back to work. Literally. I went to work first thing and did a bunch more homework and whatnot through the weekend.... That is, aside from when we were at church, or went out to breakfast, or had an Italian evening. Monday was school, tuesday was babysitting an adorable little girl. Wednesday was school again, and visit nephew, (Nephew shout out!!) then AWANA. Thursday was studying.... and babysitting an adorable little girl. Friday is going to be dedicated to Good News Club. :)

This was the first week of my families fall trip to TN. Perhaps the second will be more exhilarating. Then again... there might just be a lot more studying. Who knows?? I for one don't.

To be completely truthful I've been pretty stressed out this week. Saturday at work I learned that my boss can no longer afford to employ me, not to mention I have an important test on monday, and of course all the other dramas that being a girl entails (aka, regular people drama.) Let's pray that my next week is a little less.... Well, let's just pray my next week is a little less.

Galatians 5:1

You know what they say about assumptions.

You could label me a million things. And you know what? They'd all fit. Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about stereotyping. But, just labeling stuff.

For example, you could label me an "artist", insinuating I have a weird sense of style, that I'm kind of "quirky", both of which are true.

Perhaps labeling me as a "lefty", being left handed. Saying I'm dyslexic and and little mixed up. I can't deny it.

Labeling me a "homeschooler" works too. Wether you're saying I'm socially awkward, (which is true.) shy, (also true) or stupid... Okay, that last one doesn't fit. Don't try to make it.

However, keep in mind I am not quirky because I'm artsy, I am not slightly dyslexic because I am left-handed, and I am not... NOT socially awkward because I was home schooled. These things coincide very well, but they do not depend on each other. Being kind of "not normal" around people is my personality, and it would be wether I was home schooled, public schooled, or private schooled. Wether I was artsy or had no taste whatsoever.

I know I don't make a lot of sense, I never have. I like confusing people. The point I'm trying to point out, is don't assume anything about anybody.

Don't assume that because I write a blog, I'm one of those girls that shares everything with everyone and wears my heart on my sleeve. Don't assume that because I'm left handed I spel everythin rong. *cough* Don't assume that because I read a lot comics I belong in Sci-Fi City off of Colonial. (aka Highway 50.) . . . (It's actually kinda a cool place though... Once you remove the stench of desperation and nerds.) . . . (Okay, that was mean.). . . . (I feel kinda bad now.)

Now boys and girls, that is a good example of someone being bad and assuming that a comic book/game/whatever store is covered with desperate guys.

(Might not be a bad assumption..)

Okay, I'm getting carried away.... Somebody stop me.

*Clears throat*

THE END

27 random things that make me laugh harder than they should.

We all laugh. Every one does.

Well, almost everyone. As I was saying..... When you think about it, everyone's laugh is really annoying. I mean, normally we don't think about it at all, but when we start noticing each other's laughs, they're pretty annoying. Mine most definitely is. I annoy myself with it. It makes me want to stop laughing right then and there.

But I can't help it. There's just so darn much that makes me laugh....

For example...

1. Puns. It doesn't matter what kind. Good, bad, I like them all.

2. British comedies. (It gets really awkward when I watch those in the library at school... I literally cannot keep myself from laughing out loud.)

3. My sisters. When you get us all together (and we aren't arguing) we are making each other laugh hysterically.

4. Pearls Before Swine. The comic strip. (True story)

5. iCarly.

6. Van from Reba the T.V. show.

7. Russian accents. (Even when they're real, it's weird.)

8. People that act like: Apple. OR PC. You can ONLY. CHOOSE. ONE. (Actually they also really annoy me.)

9. Babies.

10. Watching hockey players stretch on the ice before a game.

11. The Tampa Bay Lightning girls. (Supposed cheerleaders on ice.)

12. Watching people freak out for no reason.

13. Guys that think they're awesome. (True story. That's right, I'm talking to you.)

14. Kanga and Roo.... Kanga, Roo.... Kanga-Roo..... KANGAROO!!!!! I get it now!!!

15. The beggining credits to "Chuck" (I laugh, or at least smile, every time I see the little nerd herd guy. :)

16. Cats

17. The newer Batman movies. Sorry, I've just never been able to watch them straight faced.

18. Seeing other people re-act to my "food modeling"

20. DC's early attempts at super heros. For example: Matter Eater Lad, Bouncing Boy, and The Legion of Superhero Pets.

21. The stupidity of the human race.

22. Right handed people that think being left handed is "Lame." Since when is being more rare than you "lame"?

23. Thor. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy.... He just still makes me laugh.... a lot.

24. Slinkies.

25. Veggie Tales spoofs. The Lord of the Beans still gets me.

26. Danny Kaye.

And finally.....

27. Certain SNL skits.

Well, that's all I got for today! :P Be talkin' at you soon.

Ode to Guy

Guy of Gisborne, How I miss thee.

Thy fitted leather of black 

Though noise it doth not lack.

Thou eyes so bright with guyliner on right.

And thyne enticing smirk where danger doth lurk.

I must admit I hath rolled mine eyes

When thou thyne sheriff doth chastise

Though I know thou loveth Marian

I canst help myself but be carin'

For thy bad boy appeal,

Unliketh Much or Will.

And now Robin is fine

It just seemeth by design

That thou hast caught mine eye,

Thus misunderstood Sir Guy

26 random things that scare the poop out of me.

I don't scare/startle very easily, yet there are certain things that would make the best of us wet themselves.

AaaahhhhhH!!!!!!!! . . . Sorry, I just saw that picture, and it..... startled me.

As I was saying... I am no exception to this fact. I can pee myself with the best (and worst) of them. . . . Though I'm pretty well potty trained under stress.

*cough*

Anyway......

Here is a list of 26 pretty random things that scare the poop out of me.

1. Kristen Stewart.

2. Writing papers.

3. Ghosts. . . and sheets with holes in them. AND regular sheets...

4. Sunlight.

5. Ringwriaths.

6. Things I don't understand.

7. Getting into the car when it's dark. . . I've seen too many movies where someone's hiding in the backseat.

8. Science.

9. Watching the last ten minutes of a crazed killer lifetime movie while it's dark outside.

11. The number ten.

12. Tuesday the 17th. Even my dad got a little edgy...

13. The so called "psychics" and "mediums" of real life.

14. My brother's toenail. . . . Seriously, it once fell off and he kept it on his nightstand for a while.

15. Purely evil people.

16. The thought of somebody chasing me with scissors. (Hair cut!!!)

17. Those dreams where you wake up falling.

18. Those dreams where everyone is dying. And you have to solve the mystery before it's too late!!

19. When the intense music starts to play in Nancy Drew pc games.

20. People with greasy hair.

21. The creepy clown that lives in my sister's closet and watches her as she sleeps. (I have several older brothers...)

22. When no one can hear you scream.

23. The thought of being stuck in the open ocean. (I can't swim proficiently...)

24. Michael Jackson.

25. Being followed by a punk with a gun in Philadelphia.

26. Thinking about watching The Exorcist.

I'm sure none of you guys can relate to any of this...

But, surely something scares the poop out of you. Think about it.

Or don't.

Now, I'm sure nobody's going to use this against me, with halloween coming up and all....... Right? ..

. . . . . ....

Right??!!

25 random things I'm going to do someday.

I like doing things, lots of things, a wide variety of things.

I'm am creating a list of 25 things that I am going to do. (or may have already done)

For those of you that are curious as to what I strive for in my life, here's a glimpse... On the random side.

1. Sneak around public with the Missions Impossible theme playing loudly in the background.

2. Go up to someone random in public and ask for their autograph, screaming like a fangirl meeting Robert Patinson.

3. Write and direct a major motion film.

4. Take a guy out with a cast iron frying pan.

5. Wear capes around target and say "No, it is I who will help you." when an employee asks if they can help me.

6. Create my own comic book.

7. Give my name at starbucks as "Pat M'hiney", hide in the corner, and not retrieve my order until they have to loudly announce the name several times.

8. Throw the ring into mt. Doom and still have all ten fingers intact afterwards.

9. Have my pie, and eat it too!

10. Pass out straws... that are all the same size.

11. Sip the last sup of my Dr. Pepper at a restaurant, then throw down my glass demanding "another".

12. Get dressed up really nice, pearls and all, then walk around referring formerly to everyone as "mortal".

13. Buy a ring and inform everyone I'm married to some guy. (Conveniently overseas or something... )

14. Make people laugh. (It will happen one of these days... )

15. Professionally go into the food modeling business. (Trust me, it's a booming business.)

16. Perform an embarrassing song in front of a room full of teenagers that think they're "all that" and have a blast!

17. Write Chris Hemsworth a letter, turning down his (not officially given) marriage proposal saying "I'm sorry, Steve asked first."

18. Convince John Williams to compose me an original score.

19. Marry a spy.

20. Make brownies. (The chocolate kind.)

21. Charge Helms Deep with my head held high.

22. Jump off a cliff.

23. Write someone a sincere letter written completely in novel, movie, and song quotes. then conclude with an alphabetized works cited page. (MLA style.)

24. Ask my dad what year he was born. Then laugh and then say, "No, really. What year were you born."

25. Obtain the role of a scary queen/witch thing. (a.k.a. Countess Blanca)

Believe it or not, I actually have done several of these before.

Especially 5, 9, and 15. Number 18 is still in the process. If you should like to contribute to that cause, subscribe and prove to Mr. Williams that I am worthy of an original score.

Or, if you shall like to compose me one yourself you know where you can find me.

Until then, compose wisely. (And intensely.)

24 random things that I want.

I like stuff. And when I really REALLY like stuff, I want it. There are a LOT of things that I want, however, I believe I can narrow that list down to just some of the most random stuff that ya'll may or may not also want. {Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... cough...... hahahahahahahahaha}

And so...

Now,

Without further fuss, I give you,

A list of 24 things that you can give me. :)

1. Fresh Oreos.

2. 800 million billion dollars.

3. An art studio that doubles as a retired airport hanger.

4. Good... no .. GREAT hair.

5. A long straw, .. or a medium straw...... just not the short straw....

6. Flowers. (Never fails.)

7. To marry Hawkeye, . . . Or Clint Barton, . . . Or somebody with Clint Barton's arms... . . .

....

.... . . . . *cough* . . . Anyway...

8. To have a (good) song written about me.

9. A personal body guard that looks like either Jason Bourne or *cough* Clint Barton.

10. To train at Sherwood School of Archery.

11. Let's face it...... Super powers.

12. A metal slinky. None of this plastic junk.

13. Socks.

14. A new black fuzzy blanky. (Mine is getting worn out.)

15. Hard copy books. On my shelf. Not "e" anything. On a tablet I don't have.

16. A guy following me with a boom-box constantly playing my "soundtrack". (a.k.a. songs that fit whatever is going on at the moment. Particularly the Mission Impossible theme song. ;)

17. A silver arrow.

18. BBC Robin Hood action figure.

19. Artist charcoal. (That would be an ironic thing to ask for for Christmas.)

20. Another bow would be pretty cool.

21. An anvil. (Don't ask...)

22. To have a surprise birthday party. (Seriously, I'll probably plan my own next year. :P)

23. The moon. It must be mine.

24. The world. The moon preferably, but the world is okay too. . . .

Not what you were expecting? Oh well. That's fine.

Sooo....... Christmas is coming up, and well. . . .

Just kidding.

Well, sort of.

23 random things that annoy me.

I can get annoyed by random things, I'm not usually mean about any of these, most of the time don't even say anything, however, they do annoy me. . . .

And now, without further ado, and in no particular order...

1. Bandwagon fans.

2. Short straws.

3. Glee.

4. Anything pistachio flavored. (Aside from pistachios...)

5. People that say I'm weird... Like it's a bad thing.

6. Lazy people. (all the time lazy, not just sometimes lazy.)

7. When a box of nerds only has tiny nerds, and no big clumps.

8. The one hundred million personalities of Jean Grey, seriously, they ruined her so bad they had to kill her off for good.

9. The last season of the BBC television series Robin Hood.

10. Books written in the first person. (With very few exceptions.)

11. The extreme hatred of Justin Bieber. I'm not a fan, but isn't plotting his death just WRONG??

12. Miley Cyrus.

13. Phil Coulson's death. (I'm still a bit bitter about that...)

14. When things are unbalanced.

15. When people give into tantrums.

16. Things that are popular for no apparent reason.

17. Jar Jar Binks.

18. Greasiness.

19. When characters change personalities. (Not develop, but change altogether.)

20. Wearing close toed shoes all day.

21. Broken crayons.

22. The color orange paired with the color blue.

23.  Most teenage girls nowadays.

That may seem like a lot, or a bit ridiculous... or something. But just try listing some of the random stuff that annoys you. That list will probably be longer than you think. (Hee hee hee) (< Stealth Laugh.)

Perhaps I shall soon bless yo'uns with 20 or so random things that I adore. :) (Though.... there might be a few actors on that list..... ;)

Until next time, don't annoy me.

Just kidding.

Kind of...

Such is life.

Life.

What is in that simple word that annoys so many people?

"Well, that's 'life'" or

"Such is 'life'" and let's not forget... (Drum-roll)

"'Life' sucks"

Why do people hate 'life' so much?

Well you know what they say.

"Haters gonna hate."

Are they? Are they really??

"Yes, yes they are." She said dramatically as she answered her own question to herself allowed, as everyone in the library awkwardly stared at her.... "They always do."

People are mean: This is about as true a statement that can ever be said.

That being said, I guess the only conclusion I can come to is that it is a good thing we have grace.

Grace is what makes life livable at all. I mean, usually when life 'sucks' it's because of some stupid mistake that we made in the first place. When we learn to show grace instead of being bitter about it, we tend to be less unhappy. It is an even truer statement to be said that we don't show grace enough. At all.

(Now don't you dare go all "Yeah! People don't show me enough grace!" on me.)

When I say we, I mean me. And I mean you. Too many times I find myself saying (or thinking) "That person is so stupid. They shouldn't be allowed to turn 18." or "They should never have kids." or perhaps "Why in the world does God even have them around?"

Whooooooaaaa........ Hold you're horses there Hannah! You've gone too far!!

(Yes, I am currently having a discussion with myself. It happens.)

Get over it! Sure they're stupid! Yeah they tell the world WAAYYYY more information than it wanted to know! So what, you don't know them. Give a little grace.

At the end of the day just moving on with your own life is better than focusing on the stupidity of others anyway.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I am finished with my skitsofrinic rant that made absolutely no sense.... I will go do something productive.

YOUR face is pretty!!!

Ever insult your friends back and forth?

"Yeah? Well, you fight like a dairy farmer!!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

"Your face is a cow!!!"

(And so it continues for a while....)

"You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee."

"I look that much like your fiancee?!"

And after a while you get tired of the same old, same old.... At least i do. I like to mix up the show a bit, instead of tossing them a rhyming insult, or just tossing "your face" at the beggining of whatever you last said, I'll yell back a compliment. In an angry voice of course, but it usually ends with a blank stare for several seconds...

"YOUR face is pretty!!!"

"0.o"

It's really fun to get their reaction and you're not being mean!!

It's a win/win.

Next time you get mixed up in an insult fight, don't be mean, say something nice!..... (In an incredibly angry voice......)