Random Christian Girl Thingy Majigs. ~ Part 2

I know! I know!! I left all three of you that actually read this hanging for a few weeks without adding another 25 or so random thingy majigs...

And, to be completely honest the only excuse I have for not posting is simply that i have had trouble coming up with more random thingy majigs (mentioned above...)  I have asked my sisters to help, to no avail, and have even suggested to you! My so avid readers (hahaha, okay, readER) to help me out here. Surely there have been humorous situations simular to the ones I am posting, and admitting to, that you can add to the pile!

I assure you! You are not alone.

But before I add another 25 or so to the list I do want to make sure that you all (ya'll) understand that I am not suggesting that all of thee below, and previously posted are BAD things. Indeed, many of them are good. Merely that they are all that someone somewhere in the world (beneath the PALE MOONlight....)

*cough*

Anyway, there are some who can relate to these such situations, find the humor, the satyrical edge, and even the sadness in many of these. I do not wish to offend any one, so if you are offended please just sheild your eyes, or just look elsewhere. Thank you.

And without further ado I give you as many more "Random Christian Girl Thingy Majigs" as I could durrently come up with... (HELP!!! ~\o/~)

26. Reading Proverbs 31 and thinking “I’ll never make the cut.”

27. No longer fitting into your Sparks vest.

28. Telling your friends that Boaz is cooler than Jacob and Edward put together, but they have no clue who you’re talking about.

28.5. “Team Boaz”

29. When Christy started dating Rick, instead of Todd.

29.5. When Christy started dating Doug instead of Todd.

30. Boys

31. Already being a better teen mom than the ones that get the tv shows… minus the having kids part.

32. Christian pick-up lines. Seriously, I've had a guy use one before. I was embarassed for him.

33. The split session series on relationships that your youth Pastor does at least once a year. Informative, but awkward. 

34. Walk to Remember. :’(

35. Deciding between getting your A.A., B.S., or MRS. ;)

36. Other boys.

36.5 THOSE kind of boys.

37. “Goody two-shoes” (A saying I still don’t completely understand... I mean what's so bad about shoes…)

38. Trying to get a guy to ask you out. (Without having to ask him yourself.)

39. Three finger tank-top rules…

40. Side hugs.

41. Realizing the actor that played Edmund Pevensie is an atheist.

42. “No physical contact” rules (Yet somehow we still always manage to torture the boys.)

43. Constantly hearing the words “Above Reproach”

44. All of the members of Tenth Avenue North either being married or taken… I mean, good for them, but… yyeeeah.

45. Relient k. 

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Person! One person who is actually reading this!!!! I have lost my oomph!!  I cannot think of any more at this given moment. I will (sooner or late finish this list, because even if no one else finds it the least bit humorous I keel over at some of these... Seriously, I have a crush on Martin Luther, he was cool. Had amazing hair.) But I think It might be on hiatus for just a little while, as I post a few other things that have been boiling over in my pot. 

For example, my seriously amazing plot to steal the rights to Monkey Island™ from Disney, or why I hate Disney in the first place...... (Not that anybody cares for my other crush on the Mighty Pirate Guybrush Threepwood or why I strongly dislike a beloved for ages childrens whatchumahcallit...)

Until later, or whenever sombody next clicks on my link... THE END.

Christian Girl Thingy Majigs. ~ Part 1

Sometimes, being a Christian girl isn't so easy, we run across problems frequently. Some a bit on the shallow side... some serious. Here is the start of a list of about bajazillion random Christian girl problems I've run into in my life.

NOTE: I do not mean to offend anybody by the following. All problems, or random situations in general, are based off of either life experiences of my own, or ones I have witnessed, though humorous they may be.

So, without further ado...

1. Getting the "gag-order" in sunday school for answering too many of the questions.

2. Using "I'm dating Jesus" as an excuse for being single.

(Not that I need an excuse to be single...) *COUGH*

3. It doesn't seem statistically possible, but all the good Christian boys are taken, and all the good Christian girls are single.

4. Gossip prayer requests...

5. Getting used to the term "baby ears".

6. Choosing between Relient k at Rock the Universe, or Tenth Avenue North at Night of Joy... Why must they be the same weekend!!??

7. There is no "Courting" option under facebook relationship statuses. We should start a petition...

8. Nobody understands your crush on Martin Luther.

9. Finding modest enough undershirts.

10. Beverly Lewis novels aren't coming out fast enough.

11. The Love Comes Softly movies should be burned at the stake for being so completely unlike the books.

12. Having nightmares after reading the Left Behind series.

13. Preparing for the end of the world after reading the Left Behind series.

14. The realization that you can't marry any of the characters from Narnia.

15. Being disappointed when your closet doesn't take you to Narnia.

15.5. Finding out Narnia isn't real...

16. Having to have a third wheel (a.k.a. chaperone) on all of your "dates".

17. BEING the third wheel on somebody else's date.

18. Not wearing make-up until you're fifteen... maybe sixteen.

19. Your friends parents telling them that they should be more like you.

20. Definition of partying = staying up all night with friends.... playing scrabble.

21. Not being allowed to watch Harry Potter, or read the books.

22. Not being allowed to associate with Twilight anything.... Who am I kidding?? That's not a problem!!!

23. Checking movies on Plugged in before watching them.

24. People see your purity ring and ask if your engaged.

25. Holding in the laughter during the chapter on evolution...


Whooopss!! It's getting mighty late... kinda, and I think my brain needs a nap! So stay tuned for the 76 to follow!

Feel free to share the randomness and give suggestions for more posts!! (Believe it or not my brain doesn't constantly poop ideas!)

To Be Continued...

Grace Grace Moore? That makes about as much sense as a one legged reindeer.

I don't always get right to sleep when I climb into bed. Often times I will be lying in bed for hours trying to get to sleep, I'll distract myself by reading, writing, doodling... and being a girl I usually just end up thinking a lot.

(Now I'm not implying that guys don't think... But clearly they just don't think as much.)

Most of these "thinking" episodes involve me analyzing myself. And I'll tell you a secret, I don't usually like what I see. I am not a super insecure person. I was when I was younger, but I was very fortunate in that God helped me through almost all of that before I graduated High-School. But I look at myself, and the way I live my life, the way I treat my friends, my relationship with God and I think:

"Wow, I am not a good person at all."

And I further this by wondering:

"Why do people even like me?" And "How do I even have friends?"

I'll tell you how, by the grace of God, that's how. I'm not very good at just accepting God's graces. I don't deserve that! I should die!! I'm a terrible person! I know I'm forgiven, I'm eternally grateful for that, honestly. You know people like to say we're "washed clean with God's grace." But I like how I heard my brother put it once, "Being water-boarded with God's grace." All I'm thinking is how much longer can this go? How much longer can I be forgiven? 'Cus I'll tell ya, it's been well over seventy times seven times...

It's all irony too. Has anyone every noticed how God likes irony? You see, my middle name is "Grace". What's more than that is my first name is "Hannah" which means grace. So my name is Grace Grace Moore.

Wait, what?

You're saying I have more grace than anyone else? Because that makes about as much sense as a one legged reindeer... (a.k.a. not much sense) ... I'm terrible at showing grace! I'm terrible at accepting grace, and I'm not even a graceful person in general! (I trip on everything!!)

So why does God show me and anyone else grace? Because he loves us.

Why does he love us? Don't ask me, but I'm glad he does!

May my prayer this week be that God gives me the same love for those around me that He has. That way, showing grace may come more easily.

THE END.