How to Steal Monkey Island™ back from Disney.

Does anybody know how to get a hold of Ron Gilbert? You see, I have this idiot proof plan to steal back the rights to Monkey Island™ and I have a feeling that he’d be interested. It is mighty sad to think about how it might be for Ron, Monkey Island™ was his creation. However it was owned by LucasArts. And when Disney bought StarWars they got it all in bulk. Monkey Island™ included. They (Disney) has already announced that they will basically be throwing projects like Monkey Island™ and even StarWars Battlefront in the garbage… and instead focusing on blah blah blah….. WHO CARES!! They are throwing out Monkey Island™!!! 

So how can we stick it to the man? By going to the top, here is my plan to take Monkey Island™ back from the evil clutches of Disney.

I will start by purchasing a kick-butt purple lightsaber.

I will then break into the office of Walt Disney Junior Junior Junior’s….. Or whoever owns the place now’s…. office with my handy dandy sonic screwdriver.

I will quietly wait inside of his wardrobe for him to come in. (Don’t ask me why he has a wardrobe, I didn’t design the place.)

Once he comes in and sits down I will then burst out of the wardrobe.

When he demands to know who I am, and why I was eating Koko Kringle chocolate in his wardrobe, I will respond with either:

a.       “Hannah Moore, mighty pirate!” or,

b.      “I’m selling these fine leather jackets…”

In either case I will immediately follow up by challenging him to an Insult Lightsaber Duel, by proclaiming “You run Disney like a Dairy Farmer!!”… whoever wins the duel will take home the rights to Monkey Island™.

You see? He will have NO CHOICE but to follow through with my demands! And of course he will have no clue how to properly insult fight! If he knew how to, it would be a clear indicator of his having played at least ONE of the Monkey Island™ games. And if he had ever played any of the games, he would understand that one does not simply end the franchise. No more games, no movie, no graphic novel!! I mean think about the children!! They will have no sense of humor, and instead only play games involving no logic, whit, or creative pirate thinking at all…. Games like… like Epic Mickey for crying out loud!!! Is that what we want to happen to the next generation??

Help me help you, and the next generation of humorless kids, by donating money to the "Save Monkey Island™" fun... that has not yet been created.

And, I'm still having trouble getting a hold of Ron Gilbert.

Fin. 

Random Christian Girl Thingy Majigs. ~ Part 2

I know! I know!! I left all three of you that actually read this hanging for a few weeks without adding another 25 or so random thingy majigs...

And, to be completely honest the only excuse I have for not posting is simply that i have had trouble coming up with more random thingy majigs (mentioned above...)  I have asked my sisters to help, to no avail, and have even suggested to you! My so avid readers (hahaha, okay, readER) to help me out here. Surely there have been humorous situations simular to the ones I am posting, and admitting to, that you can add to the pile!

I assure you! You are not alone.

But before I add another 25 or so to the list I do want to make sure that you all (ya'll) understand that I am not suggesting that all of thee below, and previously posted are BAD things. Indeed, many of them are good. Merely that they are all that someone somewhere in the world (beneath the PALE MOONlight....)

*cough*

Anyway, there are some who can relate to these such situations, find the humor, the satyrical edge, and even the sadness in many of these. I do not wish to offend any one, so if you are offended please just sheild your eyes, or just look elsewhere. Thank you.

And without further ado I give you as many more "Random Christian Girl Thingy Majigs" as I could durrently come up with... (HELP!!! ~\o/~)

26. Reading Proverbs 31 and thinking “I’ll never make the cut.”

27. No longer fitting into your Sparks vest.

28. Telling your friends that Boaz is cooler than Jacob and Edward put together, but they have no clue who you’re talking about.

28.5. “Team Boaz”

29. When Christy started dating Rick, instead of Todd.

29.5. When Christy started dating Doug instead of Todd.

30. Boys

31. Already being a better teen mom than the ones that get the tv shows… minus the having kids part.

32. Christian pick-up lines. Seriously, I've had a guy use one before. I was embarassed for him.

33. The split session series on relationships that your youth Pastor does at least once a year. Informative, but awkward. 

34. Walk to Remember. :’(

35. Deciding between getting your A.A., B.S., or MRS. ;)

36. Other boys.

36.5 THOSE kind of boys.

37. “Goody two-shoes” (A saying I still don’t completely understand... I mean what's so bad about shoes…)

38. Trying to get a guy to ask you out. (Without having to ask him yourself.)

39. Three finger tank-top rules…

40. Side hugs.

41. Realizing the actor that played Edmund Pevensie is an atheist.

42. “No physical contact” rules (Yet somehow we still always manage to torture the boys.)

43. Constantly hearing the words “Above Reproach”

44. All of the members of Tenth Avenue North either being married or taken… I mean, good for them, but… yyeeeah.

45. Relient k. 

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Person! One person who is actually reading this!!!! I have lost my oomph!!  I cannot think of any more at this given moment. I will (sooner or late finish this list, because even if no one else finds it the least bit humorous I keel over at some of these... Seriously, I have a crush on Martin Luther, he was cool. Had amazing hair.) But I think It might be on hiatus for just a little while, as I post a few other things that have been boiling over in my pot. 

For example, my seriously amazing plot to steal the rights to Monkey Island™ from Disney, or why I hate Disney in the first place...... (Not that anybody cares for my other crush on the Mighty Pirate Guybrush Threepwood or why I strongly dislike a beloved for ages childrens whatchumahcallit...)

Until later, or whenever sombody next clicks on my link... THE END.