8 Random Reasons why I am like the Disney Princess Rapunzel.

The countdown continues... blah blah blah. (As seen in previous posts.. look it up...)

Today I compare myself to the Disnefied Rapunzel. Obviously not the original Grimm Brother's story.. I'm not thirteen and/or have ever been pretty much raped and now pregg'ers with twins whilst my baby daddy is wondering the woods with his eyes gouged out.

(Yes, the story really does follow that general path...)

ANYWAYYSSS.......

*Cough*

Disnefied version...

1. Rapunzel is barefoot the entire movie. 
     Again, I feel this speaks for itself. Usually I'm barefoot or wearing sandals/flip-flops. And, if I'm not, I want to be.

2. She has a thing for the color Purple.
     It doesn't really take long to figure out I absolutely adore the color Purple. I wear it nearly everyday.. (I'm wearing purple at the moment actually...)

3. She talks to herself.
     I talk to myelf. My elf? Um, I don't have an elf... I mean self... my SELF. I talk to my SELF!! If I talked to an imaginary elf that wasn't there... *whew* then we'd have a real issue on our hands...

4. Her best friend is someone you can't see all of the time.
     Take that however you want...

5. She has BIG eyes.
     I have been told that I have big eyes. However, I've also been told they weren't THAT impressive. So I'll leave this up for interpretation...

6. She likes to paint.
     I really really like painting. Whether or not what I put my hand to come out pretty, I really enjoy doing it. I also get rather excited and adrenalated (<I made up a word.) when painting.. It's like a drug.. (No, it's not the fumes.. my paints aren't that strong..)

7. She is good with a frying pan.
     I've growed up in the country.. However, my first weapon of choice to actually harm a living person with would not be a gun. I choose... FRYING PAN! And, most likely I would already be frying up a piece of bacon or something in it at the time.. It's already handy, and ready to melt someone's face off.

8. She can be a real blonde sometimes, even though she's not a natural blonde.
     I'm not saying I dye my hair.. but I have one of those weird.. not brown not blonde heads... Sometimes I'm really smart. Others I'm an idiot...

And that be thats.

The End.

Merry Christmas.

10 Random Reasons I'm like Princess Rose/Aurora

Hello. It's my birthday soon.... ish.

As a countdown thingy majig I'm counting the ways I am like something or another.

Today, it is ten ways I am like the Princess Aurora, as depicted my Disney.

1. She walks barefoot in the woods. 
     I don't feel I need to elaborate more on this one.

2. Her only friends are animals.
     ......
     ..........

3. Her Prince (Philip) is (In my opinion) a Van Johnson look-a-like.
     I've always liked Van Johnson.

4. She has blonde hair.
     I... kinda have blonde hair.

5. She's clumsy,
     I mean fo real, the girl just pricks her finger on a spindle! I would do that!

6. She has a beeeautiful singing voice.
     ..... Oh, yeah. Never mahnd.

6.5 She wonders a lot.
     "Wonder" not "wander" though I do both. 

7. She grew up in the woods!
     I grew up in the woods too!!!

8. She meets a guy once and falls in love with him.
     Yep. I've done that. . . . It's too bad he's currently on tour with his Irish band and has no remembrance of me.. :'(

9. She's pale.
     I've got this one in the bag!!

10. People tend to think she's older than she really is.
     I mean, she was 15 at the beginning of the movie!! Nobody remembers that detail! RAPUNZEL was older than her, but people seem to remember Aurora as being older. I've been asked what I'm majoring in by mothers since I was 14... :/

How to Steal Monkey Island™ back from Disney.

Does anybody know how to get a hold of Ron Gilbert? You see, I have this idiot proof plan to steal back the rights to Monkey Island™ and I have a feeling that he’d be interested. It is mighty sad to think about how it might be for Ron, Monkey Island™ was his creation. However it was owned by LucasArts. And when Disney bought StarWars they got it all in bulk. Monkey Island™ included. They (Disney) has already announced that they will basically be throwing projects like Monkey Island™ and even StarWars Battlefront in the garbage… and instead focusing on blah blah blah….. WHO CARES!! They are throwing out Monkey Island™!!! 

So how can we stick it to the man? By going to the top, here is my plan to take Monkey Island™ back from the evil clutches of Disney.

I will start by purchasing a kick-butt purple lightsaber.

I will then break into the office of Walt Disney Junior Junior Junior’s….. Or whoever owns the place now’s…. office with my handy dandy sonic screwdriver.

I will quietly wait inside of his wardrobe for him to come in. (Don’t ask me why he has a wardrobe, I didn’t design the place.)

Once he comes in and sits down I will then burst out of the wardrobe.

When he demands to know who I am, and why I was eating Koko Kringle chocolate in his wardrobe, I will respond with either:

a.       “Hannah Moore, mighty pirate!” or,

b.      “I’m selling these fine leather jackets…”

In either case I will immediately follow up by challenging him to an Insult Lightsaber Duel, by proclaiming “You run Disney like a Dairy Farmer!!”… whoever wins the duel will take home the rights to Monkey Island™.

You see? He will have NO CHOICE but to follow through with my demands! And of course he will have no clue how to properly insult fight! If he knew how to, it would be a clear indicator of his having played at least ONE of the Monkey Island™ games. And if he had ever played any of the games, he would understand that one does not simply end the franchise. No more games, no movie, no graphic novel!! I mean think about the children!! They will have no sense of humor, and instead only play games involving no logic, whit, or creative pirate thinking at all…. Games like… like Epic Mickey for crying out loud!!! Is that what we want to happen to the next generation??

Help me help you, and the next generation of humorless kids, by donating money to the "Save Monkey Island™" fun... that has not yet been created.

And, I'm still having trouble getting a hold of Ron Gilbert.

Fin.